Hyperquake Blog

Don’t let the name of this blog confuse you: you will find no shutter-shades here. Instead, the brand of hipster referred to are those who live in the sparse, wood-slatted homes featured in Dwell magazine, hilariously captioned with jokes ranging from the absurd to those which touch the very core of our human-ness. Like the sad lolcats. Or something.

GO! Unhappy Hipsters

1.

“Sober (and in the light of day), she realized that buying the companion sculpture to the photograph had been unwise.” Link

2.

“One day, after a particularly dull afternoon, she would yank hard enough on the vertical drawer to wrench it off the track, sending everything crashing to the floor—and tell her husband it was an accident. But not today.” Link

3.

“Flipping the pages hurriedly, he sensed that the potted plants were advancing.” Link